The Bachelor Drinks
The Cocktail is an indispensable accessory in The Bachelor's ensemble. As important as what He drinks, is where and with whom. Some of The Bachelor's favorite concoctions are:
The Martini: The Bachelor says it has to be colder than a body pulled from the East River by Mike Hammer, and shaken, like the young punk tryin' to hold out on him! The shaking produces more anti-oxidants, and aging is definitely in poor taste
The Cosmopolitan: Call it a "Pink Martini". Better make His pale pink or you have not put enough Absolut in it! A refined drink that's perfect for the lady with gusto or the gent in red!
Gin and Tonic: Where ever you travel in the galaxy they always serve a Gin and Tonic at the bar. If you serve one to The Bachelor, you'd better wring out that lime! It balances out the sweet taste of the gin. And if He sees you reach for a well brand, you have sinned! His liver can't be bothered cleaning up after that nasty stuff!
Champagne: Dry, dry, dry. The Bachelor warns of the Champagne hangover. Avoid it! Keep the bubbly in moderation. And fellas, always have a bottle in the refrigerator. It will keep forever, but that hot toddy you brought home for a cool evening won't! You must be ready for a celebration at the drop of a hat!
Single Malt Whiskey: The Bachelor loves to see Mannix ask for or offer a drink. It's always the hard stuff on the rocks. No hiding from this one. Order it like a man. And if she orders it, watch out, she's a live one!
Mai Tai: The discovery of this gem in San Francisco by Trader Vic is one of the greats in modern times. A bit of the islands in every glass.
Rum Giggle: If you are in the venerable confines of Trader Vic's in Cairo, Dubai or Atlanta, be sure to try this wonderful potable. Perfect for two, it comes with a aromatic Gardenia floating in it. Sweet!
Zombie: Do not let this monster out late. If you reach for this glass, do so early or it may take control of you and send you where you don't want to go!
The Hangover
The Bachelor leaves you with this advice: When the hangover comes, you need to be prepared. After extensive research in Cuba and personal research all over the world, the number one medication for the hangover is chicken. The recipe given The Bachelor in Cuba was involved and needed chicken necks. The simple solution is a nice breast sandwich. And of course, lots of water and aspirin. DO NOT take these new pain relievers. They are processed in the liver in the same way as the alcohol and will actually inhibit your body from getting the liquor out of your system.
