Ms Swanky and I were sleeping peacefully. As peacefully as possible when one of us is an incorrigable blanket thief. And then it happened. In the dark of the night the creatures came into the bedroom. Perhaps following me back from a short trip to the bathroom. As we were snor… snoozing, the dark creatures got into our bed and bit into our flesh! They are drinking our blood! Help!
So, I gotta get some Advantage for the dogcats and spray the house with chemicals today.
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